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December 19th, 2006 by tree

I was making some cookies this afternoon and had the kitchen t.v. on Food Network, channel 47. After much consideration, I must announce that I now hate Sandra Lee more than I hate Ina Garten (In a garden.) At least Ina knows how to cook. The food on Sandra’s show looks horrible, her kitchen is fake, her clothes are too pink, and she says “Yummy” too often. I thought Ina was my TV enemy, but I realize that I’d eat her food. I’d also eat Sandra’s, but only to be polite. Seriously, if you are going to make an after dinner coffee drink, would you load it up with Cool Whip instead of real whipped cream?

5 Responses to “food network news”

  1. on 20 Dec 2006 at 12:45 am   Anonymoose

    “Seriously, if you are going to make an after dinner coffee drink, would you load it up with Cool Whip instead of real whipped cream?”

    Are there guests involved? Then how tacky! But if it’s just the spouse, (or spouses, for the Mormons & devout Muslims) then maybe it’s not all that bad.

    And yes, I know Mormons don’t consume after dinner coffee drinks, so please, no letters to the editor. Tony Hillerman introduced a Mormon big shot in “Thief of Time” and got so many religious details wrong that I was embarrassed and had to finish reading it wearing dark glasses.

  2. on 20 Dec 2006 at 1:04 pm   emma

    Sandra Lee is evil incarnate (I’ll ignore your anti-Ina ramblings.)

    Sandra Lee takes a Sara Lee cheesecake out of the box, dollops vanilla CoolWhip on top and calls it “semi-homemade.” Dumbass

    Sandra Lee goes on and on about getting stuff for her “Tablescapes” from party stores.

    Sandra Lee is obsessed with her neice “MISS STEPHANIE” fucking barf.

    Her producer once called her “the NEW Martha Stewart.” Sandra Lee isn’t worthy to clean spilt gravy from Martha’s chin.

  3. on 20 Dec 2006 at 2:24 pm   Blyblather

    I know nothing about cooking or after dinnner coffe drinks.

    I do know that Cool Whip (lite?) has like zero calories, and to the best of my knowing, I haven’t seen real whipped cream in more then a decade. Does not Cool Whip have considerably less calories then whipped cream. I do know that calorie intake is very important to a great many people which may be the primary reason for its use over whipped cream.

    BLY

  4. on 20 Dec 2006 at 2:29 pm   tree

    If the show were called, Lowfat Alternatives to the Real Thing, you’d have a point. This is something different, Bly.

  5. on 20 Dec 2006 at 2:40 pm   rosa

    Sandra Lee is more evil than evil. I don’t watch nearly the food network shows that I used to..between Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee–ew

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